Hi everybody! Hope you enjoy the 2nd week of 1997! Here's is a laugh to get you in the mood! See you at Happy Hour!
The anatomy professor says, "All right, Miss Smith, what part of the body can grow to three times its normal size with the proper stimulation?" She starts to giggle and blush. She says, "Professor, I don't want to answer that."
He says, "Miss Smith, the correct answer is the pupil of the eye. And I have three things to tell you. Number one... you didn't do the assigned reading. Number two... you have a very dirty mind. And number three... you're going to be a very disappointed young lady when you get married."
--- BONUS JOKE ---
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bob Packwood go to see the Wizard of Oz. "I'd like a brain," said Clinton. And the Wizard granted him a brain.
"I really have need of a heart," said Gore. "Very well, Mr. Vice President, have a heart," said the Wizard. "And you, Senator, what would you like?"
Packwood replied, "Um, is Dorothy around?"
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.