Hi Everybody! Another weekend is already upon us! Hope yours is the kind of weekend you wanna have! Here's a laugh (I hope) to get you in the mood! See you at Happy Hour!
Bill and John, two lumberjacks, are out cutting timber one cold day when Bill starts to complain about always having chapped lips then notices John never does. "Why don't you ever have chapped lips?"asks Bill. John answers, "It's simple - watch..."
John drops his pants, bends over and sticks his finger up his butt, then rubs his finger all over his lips. "Does that keep you from getting chapped lips"? Bill askes, "No" replies John, "but it sure keeps me from licking them"!
BONUS JOKE:
Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher was handing out cookies. "I don't want none of your damn cookies," Johnny said. The teacher couldn't believe she heard him right, so she asked again if he would like a cookie. Johnny said, "I told you, I don't want any of your damn cookies!"
The teacher rushed to the office, called Johnny's father, and told him to get down to the school right away. When he got there she said, "I want you to see this for yourself." They went up to Johnny and she asked him, "Will you have one of my cookies?" Johnny said, "I already told you, I don't want any of your goddamn cookies." The teacher turned to the father and said, "Well, what do you think of that?" The father said "Well fuck him then, let him do without!"
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.