Friday Funnies


Julie the air-head was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy-woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks OK?" Julie asked.
"Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening.
"Fifty bucks!! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
"Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied. About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door.
"I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's Ferrari."

Week 29

Compliments of: The H-man

Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.