Julie the air-head was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided
to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs
as a handy-woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door
and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for ya. How would you like to paint
the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, uh, how much do you want?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks OK?" Julie asked.
"Yeah that's great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need
garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been
listening.
"Fifty bucks!! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?"
asked the wife.
"Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door.
"I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two
coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's Ferrari."
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.