The Melrose Place Drinking Game

ALISON & AMANDA fight - 1 drink (if it's over BILLY - 2)

ALISON gives that fishy, bug-eyed look - 1 drink

BILLY wears a horrible tie (party vote) - 2 drinks

BILLY looks dumbfounded - 1 drink

JAKE flees the scene - 1 drink

JANE has on a ridiculous outfit (party vote) - 1 drink

JANE gives a dirty look - 1 drink (2 if it's to SYDNEY)

JO whines - 1 drink (whines about baby - 2 drinks)

JO mentions her "career" - 1 drink

KIMBERLY without her wig - 2 drinks

KIMBERLY threatens someone - 1 drink

extreme close-up of KIMBERLY'S face - 1 drink (2 if you're really shaken by it)

MATT - 1 drink for every line

MATT is used in a gay context - 1 drink

MICHAEL & KIMBERLY use medical lingo - 2 drinks

SYDNEY blows it - 1 drink

Any mention of D&D, corporate executives, meetings, or clients - 1 drink

Cheesy Music - 1 drink

Pool action - 1 drink

An old character comes back - 2 drinks

Someone does something out of character - 1 drink

A bra strap shows - 1 drink

A major character dies or is supposed to be dead - 2 drinks (minor character- 1 drink)

SEX - 2 drinks

prophecy fulfilled - 2 drinks to the person who called it

Cliche - 1 drink (2 if it is altered)

Historical or political reference - 1 drink (2 if it's out of place, as it usually is)

Laughter is generated by actual humor - 3 drinks to the person who laughed

Profanity - 1 drink per word (2 if uttered by Amanda)

Parallel to 90210 (or any Spelling show, for that matter) - 1 drink