The Star Trek Drinking Game
The game doesn't have to be organised around the consumption of alcohol, although that was its original intention.
Have one "indulgence" per successfully met condition: Anybody says:
"Open hailing frequencies"
"Delay that order"
"Grrr" (a sneer qualifies)
Picard or Data:
"Make it so"
"Come" two if said in personal quarters.
Data's innards are revealed
"Captain's log" two if supplemental.
Data uses his strength
Riker swears (two indulgences) (three if it's "Hell")
Riker walks forward as if he's trying to knock an imaginary door down with his forehead * Picard straightens his uniform
somebody reads a book
Geordi's visor is taken or knocked off
Beverly can't figure out some bizarre medical problem
Deanna gives us Betazoid insight into something really obvious
O'Brien gets a line
A crew member drinks
two if it's Picard
A bridge officer is shown in casual clothes
three if it's Picard drinking tea
one indulgence per scene, per officer
A bridge officer appears in dress uniform (one indulgence per scene, per officer)
two indulgences if it is Beverly in a sweater
two if it's Picard in his chest revealing bedwear
Somebody is addressed by his/her first name
two if it includes some kind of sexual tension
A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be
Somebody preaches a prime directive
two if it's NOT Picard.
Somebody preaches about "Humanity's Unique Potential"
Picard has an accident or is being attacked
Picard is possessed (four indulgences)
three if it draws blood
An old earth saying is brought up (two if Data has to have it explained)
Patrick Stewart tries to speak French
Wesley talks back to his mum
Somebody implies that Ten Forward is a happening place
They fade for an advertisement playing the "ominous horns"
Klingon is spoken (two indulgences per scene in which Klingons are alone and have no obvious reason to speak English but do so anyway)
A nifty new Romulan ship is shown (one indulgence per scene)
There's a token alien in the background with no lines (two if it's a Vulcan)
There's a yellow alert. (one indulgence)
There's a red alert (two indulgences)
There's a intruder alert. (three indulgences)
There's a countdown.
Another Captain or Star Fleet Command Officer is on screen
Every time a bridge command is handed over
New Trek contradicts Old Trek
The Enterprise crew avoids a confrontation instead of blasting away
Each scene in which the Enterprise actually fights (shots must be fired)
They make contact on the intercom without going to a panel or touching anything
A communicator isn't working or is blocked (two if out of range)