So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops and spins away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims "Jesus! That's my wife and my lover! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm soory, amn, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. How about you go ask them." So the other guy concurs, and trots off to go ask them if they can pass and get on with their game. Then he stops suddenly, spins around, and runs back to his buddy in the same manner.
Confused, he asks him when his buddy gets back, "What's wrong? What's the matter?" And his buddy replies, "Same fuckin' thing."
Sent in by: Peri Maric
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