Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a Mexican woman with one tooth?
Juanita (One-eater)

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Landlords do it every month.