Q: Why do blondes have more fun?

A: They are easier to keep amused.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man lying in a paddock?
Pat

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an Ashtray

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

BASIC programmers do it all over the place.