Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?

A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who holds up scaffolding?
Tom

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I Helped Skin Bob."

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Long-distance runners do it on a predetermined route.