Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?

A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man on the front of a stage?
Mike

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

"Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers."

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

To me, boxing is like ballet except that there's no music or choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole.