Q: Why do blondes take the pill?

A: So they know what day of the week it is.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man in the toilet?
John (American vers).

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who fuck turkey eat stuffing.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Black Holes Suck.

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it science?

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Pharmacologists do it by prescription.