Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?

A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who goes to the toilet a lot?
John

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Tuba players do it with big horns.