Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man with a car on his head?
Jack

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Work to become, not to acquire.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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