Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man floating in a pond?
Bob

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Your Mother's Choice was Pro-Life. [Waah...]

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

In our yodeling class, we discourage new students from yodeling right off. You see, we *build* to that.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Bowlers have bigger balls.