Q: Why don't blondes breast feed?

A: Because they always burn their nipples.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who you owe money to?
Bill.

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times" It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Pool cleaners do it wet.