Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?

A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma twice the man you are

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who works at a petrol station?
Phil

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with no legs bums around.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Commit Random Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--something like that.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Systems have black boxes.