Did you hear about the blonde who:

1 had more on her body than on her mind?

2 was called Sanka because she had no active ingredient in the bean?

3 took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

4 got into the taxi, and the driver kept the Vacant sign up?

5 was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?

6 7 had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?

8 thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

9 was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?

10 after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

11 went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

12 brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a woman who rents out her house?
Lisa

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Show off always shown up in showdown.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Disarm Rapists

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Chemists do it reactively.