Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: Oh look! Donut seeds!

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
two men in raincoats?
Max

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

If Men Could Have Abortions, It Would Be a Sacrament

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the sound of urine splashing into a filthy Texaco latrine.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Runners do it with vigor.