Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?

A: How do you shift this thing? (you make jacking off motions)

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a woman who hangs off a bush?
Jasmine

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

It makes me mad when I go through all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Techies do it behind the scenes. (as in stage hands)