Q: How does a blonde part their hair?

A: By doing the splits.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a woman stuck to a wall?
Muriel

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

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Orthodontists do it with braces.