Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?

A: The Air Pump!

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a man who holds up scaffolding?
Tom

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with no legs bums around.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Cats Flattened While You Watch.

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--something like that.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Archers use longer shafts.