Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma has no ears I seen her trying on sunglasses

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a deer with no eyes?
No Idea.

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

Have You Hugged Your Stockbroker Today?

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Hunters do it in the bush.