Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?

A: Opens the car door.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
a woman who likes the beach?
Shelley

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

If You Love Jesus Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Gymnasts do it with grace.