Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

197 Yomama Jokes. To see another one click here.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

77 Whata ya call a. To see another one press here.

Whata call
an ordinary man?
Norm

108 Confusia sayings. To see another one press here.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

41 Bumper sticker sayings. To see another one press here.

I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You.

96 Deep thoughts. To see another one press here.

I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

1113 Job Descriptions. To see another one press here.

Bach did it with the organ.