% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go? ^
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. >
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man::
Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no
sense in pretending!
$ drink
A Christmas song, in everyone's favourite language:
Sing
better !pout !cry
cat/etc/passwd > list
who | grep sleeping
opener: not found
better watchout
telnet why
santa claus < north pole > town
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > no_gift_list
cat list | grep nice > gift_list
santa claus < north pole > town
who | awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for ( goodness sake) {
be good
}