If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the
SHIT you can handle. Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (EAT SHIT). Since our managers took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and are all full of SHIT already.
If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULL SHIT will get the SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (DIP SHIT).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (HOT SHIT).
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING