Things to do with those free AOL disks.

  1. Drink coaster
  2. Door stopper (use multiple disks)
  3. Ice scrapper
  4. Shower tile
  5. Place holder in a book
  6. Mini frissbee
  7. Air hockey puck
  8. Dog chew toy
  9. Fly swatter (tape it to a long stick)
  10. Dart board
  11. Boot Disk (Neon green disk only)
  12. Joke disk (Pull out the actual magnetic disk and give it to a friend)
  13. Pooper scooper
  14. Grille scraper
  15. Use them for Karate (save a tree)
  16. Wrist Slicer -after receiving first AOL bill! (use metal door)
  17. Saving news group articles (pictures & warez)
  18. Wallpaper or wallpaper border
  19. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
  20. Toy for an 18 month old
  21. Pin or other small object dispenser-toothpicks(using the sliding metal part)
  22. Fat-free snack (not very satisfying though)
  23. Destroy them -smash, burn, or run over (to relieve stress)
  24. Prop up uneven table or chair legs (de-wobbling restaraunt tables -leave disk there after use-plenty to spare!)
  25. Light switch cover (panel)
  26. Disk house (like a card house)
  27. Chinesse throwing stars (tape 2 together)
  28. Clay pigeons (for target practice)
  29. Greeting card (bind two together at one end)
  30. Halloween Treat (give them away all night long)
  31. Shoe horn
  32. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in tripple thickness)
  33. Firewood
  34. Bird house
  35. Paper weights
  36. Pen holders (make a box without a top)
  37. Post it-notes holder
  38. Refigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back)
  39. Money clip (pop off metal door-throw away rest)
  40. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun/moon -actually works!)
  41. Eye patch (aye' maties!)
  42. G-string (Bay Watch-watch out!)
  43. Dental Dam (You know-the back of your throat! Ouch!!!)
  44. Christmas Ornaments (the more the merrier!)
  45. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your cars hood)
  46. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list)
  47. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.
  48. Hand them out as party favors.
  49. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
  50. Glue 'em to the bottom of the Space Shuttle and use them as re-entry burn tiles.
  51. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.
  52. Dentures (Melt & form them into new teeth for grandma.)
  53. Grind 'em up and refertilize the front lawn.
  54. The new "Dominio's stuffed-crust pizza" filling.
  55. Warm milk & aol disks for santa.
  56. Brake shoes. (new brakes every week!)
  57. House insulation.
  58. The "toys for tots" program.
  59. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates' new mansion in Seatle. (cheap SOB)
  60. Hockey Puck (rubber band a few together)
  61. Construct a church in Microsofts name (Reverend Bill Gates wants your money! -tax free)

Adam Sandler