Things NOT to say to a cop
when you get pulled over
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
- Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
- Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- Bad cop! No donut!
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops ?
- Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's lightstand.
- Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
- What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
- Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
- Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?