C Put your arms around me babe, G Can't you see I need you so? F Hold me close against your skin, G* 'Cause I'm about to begin C Csus4 C Lovin' you. C Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. G Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. F Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. G* C Csus4 C Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. C You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass. G Push it in and out at a medium pace. F Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. G* C Am Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face. F G C Em Am Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs. G F Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people G you work with. C Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. G Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. F Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. G* C Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace. C I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load. G You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself. F G Then you look into my eyes, then you realize C G Am Em How much I enjoy loving you. oh. F I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach. G C Am G C Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.