A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving
down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the
window and yells: "PIG"!!!
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH"!!!
They each continue on their way. As the man rounds the next corner, he runs into a pig in the middle of the road.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular "I guess we answered THAT question."
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.