Friday Funnies


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG"!!!
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH"!!!

They each continue on their way. As the man rounds the next corner, he runs into a pig in the middle of the road.


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.

The egg mutters to no one in particular "I guess we answered THAT question."

Week 30

Compliments of: The H-man

Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.