Hi everybody! Another Friday is already upon us! Hope you have a great weekend. Sorry there were no Funnies last week - I was too busy celebrating my Birthday! C-ya!
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eys, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
--- BONUS JOKE ---
A woman goes to the doctor and she says "I wish you'd look at my chest. Look at all this hair I'm growing ever since you've been giving me those hormone shots." He says "How far does that go down?" She says "To my balls."
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.