Hi all, Halloween is next week, so I searched high & low to provide you some topical humor. Enjoy & have a ghoulish weekend!
It was Halloween, and a little boy, who had a speech impediment was out Trick-or-Treating.
He came to a man's house and said "Bick or Beet."
The man said, "What are you for Halloween?"
"A birate" the little boy said.
Now, everyone knows that pirates are associated with bucaneers. So, the man said, "Well son, where are you're buccaneers?"
And the little boy replied,"on the side of my buckin' head!!!"
--- BONUS JOKE ---
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning. and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.