Hi everybody, Hope everybody had an awesome Thanksgiving. I sure did! Hope you have a great weekend!
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second couldn't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
--- BONUS JOKE ---
In days of old, when knights were bold and brave, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called for one of his squires.
"I'm leaving for the crusade," he tells his squire. "Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head to toe, and takes one last look at his castle. He was ready to ride off when he sees one of the squires rushing across the drawbridge, yelling for him. "Oh sire," the squire panted. "Thank goodness I was able to catch you. You gave us the WRONG KEY!"
Compliments of: The H-man
Have a great weekend. See you at Happy Hour.